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Joke of the Day
"Mexicans are shocked about Trump's wall But they'll get over it"
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"What do you call a person who knows 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language? American."
"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."
"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"
"What do you call a feminist manager. Miss. Management."
"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"
"If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans."
"If a hobbit were to bake a hairstyle, what would he make it out of? Frodo"
"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""
"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."