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Joke of the Day

"The reason why Clinton is a super secret agent of the alt right is because... She has a frog in her throat."

"How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$? He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay."

"What do you call a gang of penguins? A ganguin"

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"""Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand"" *looks at the defense* ""You guys are so fucked"""

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in strawberry patches."

"What do the jingle bell rock and an irritating girl with a cold commenting on a YouTube video have in common? A one horse sleigh And one *hoarse* ""slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"" (omg yaaaaaasssss)"

"Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention."