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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster"
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"It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."
"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"
"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"A photon walks into a hotel... and the desk clerk says, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""no thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."
"What's the most romantic pasta? Farfalle. It always gives me butterflies in my stomach."
"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"
"Why didn't Jesus get into college? He got hung up on the boards."