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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."

"What do you a call a pedophile at church? Father"

"My favorite endangered species is the black NASCAR fan."

"Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless.."

"The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub."

"I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says ""LIVE NUDE GIRLS"" or him asking if there's dead ones."

"My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant It gives him pizzeria"

"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."

"So I introduced my new girlfriend to my family Everyone seemed to like her except for my wife"

"What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with? I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end."