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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the award? He was out standing in his field."

"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."

"How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers? Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?"

"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."

"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight."

"How does Donald Trump get the dishwasher going? He pushes Melania out of bed."

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."

"Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot"

"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"

"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"