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Joke of the Day

"Good grief, did you see that, Hans? A time traveller just appeared, shot Adolf and left again. I mean I know his paintings are shit but WTF"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson? One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"

"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."

"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"

"Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like ""I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively."""

"What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy."

"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."

"knock knock..."