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Joke of the Day
"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."
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"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"
"""Your son's been involved in a shenanigan"" What kinda shenanigans? ""It was just one shenanigan"" You called me down here for one shenanigan?"
"And after I smoked the medicinal marijuana, I ate three tubes of medicinal chocolate chip cookie dough."
"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"
"Why is divorce so expensive? ... because it's worth it."
"I was arrested last week at the airport. Apparently, they don't like you calling 'shotgun' before boarding the plane."
"Black and Mexican jokes are the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"I caught a man masturbating in my closet. Did not see that cumming."
"[standing next to the boss at the urinal] Ok, don't act weird. ""That's some impressive bladder volume, sir."""