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Joke of the Day

"So I took a practice test on photons today... It didn't matter."

"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"What's 12 inches long, stiff, red and purple, and makes women scream? Crib death"

"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"

"What is Bill Clintons favorite instrument to play? His Whore-Monica"

"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"

"Why did Mr. Clinton want to become President? Because it pays the bills."

"I've got an idea for who should run for President next... Hindsight, 2020."

"I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen I was absolutely delighted."