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Joke of the Day
"Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: ""Buy one dog, get one flea..."""
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"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"
"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."
"COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao"
"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"
"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"
"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"
"What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didn't give me a corvette"
"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."
"Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? ""Not to be confused with each other."""