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Joke of the Day

"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'"

"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I know where you can buy drugs"""

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed."

"someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me."

"I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish."

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."

"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."

"I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once."