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Joke of the Day

"I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption ""it's cold"" could you tell me more about that"

"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... Yea, says the guy who never shoved a bunch of Reese's up his ass."

"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"

"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""

"What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? They both have wet noses"

"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"

"Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift ""from all of us"" anymore."