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Joke of the Day

"What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? They both have wet noses"

"Hitler is judged very harshly by history, but... He did kill Hitler. Joke credit to Jimmy Carr on QI"

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."

"Boyfriend: you want to go see the new Star Wars? Me: I LOVE STAR WARS BF: which was your fav Me: duh, Sorcerer's Stone"

"Teacher Why did the teacher get glasses? Because she was having trouble with her pupils"

"A Nazi scientist walks into Burger King He asks for a Whopper, and the guy at the counter replies: ""Don't you mean a *Heisenburger*?"""

"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."

"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."

"What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? ""Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"""

"What is it called when weather in Central America breaks the news? A topical climate."