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Joke of the Day
"If you hear that someone prefers natural light. You can assume they are not discussing beer."
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"I'm feeling like a country Hungary"
"A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he's expected to be seven times as annoying about it."
"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."
"Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage? Because his house was underwater."
"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."
"My companies biggest customer is the state of Missouri. I guess it's safe to say Missouri loves my company."
"I don't lie. I have, however, invented my own language which uses a lot of the same words as English but with somewhat altered meanings."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"