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Joke of the Day

"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."

"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."

"If Billy Joel wrote ""We Didn't Start the Fire"" today, it would be 2 hours."

"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"

"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"

"Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: ""What did you name the other one?"""

"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"

"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."