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Joke of the Day
"There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"American Top Gear"
"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."
"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"
"Unfair fight. Housewife Holly Holm defeats Rousey with ironing skills... Because she layed her out and starched her ass."
"How Long is a Chinaman"
"I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why."
"Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells ""super pussy"". Michael rolls over and says ""Think I'll take the soup."""
"Whenever I get a ""Final Notice"" letter from a bill collector, I assume this concludes our business transaction."
"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."