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Joke of the Day
"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
Next Joke
"My wife was stunned!!.. One day my wife and I were cuddling in bed when she said, ""Hon, You are so cozy""... I got offended and yelled back, ""Fuck you.. YOU are sarkozy""..."
"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
"Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married."
"What about breakfast teaches us the difference between ""interested"" and ""committed""? In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed."
"What's the going rate to find out a girl isn't into you? My recent observation concludes ~$140. Great weekend."
"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"
"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."
"What's the best part of divorce? Two Kwanzaas"
"A fish swims into a wall....... Dam."