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Joke of the Day

"What's the going rate to find out a girl isn't into you? My recent observation concludes ~$140. Great weekend."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"I like winter.. ..it's cooler than summer"

"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"

"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."

"So I organized a threesome last night! ...there were a couple no shows, but I really enjoyed myself."

"Sorry Windows. The only thing a ""strong"" password will do is lock me out of my own computer when drunk. 1234 it is."

"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"

"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."