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Joke of the Day

"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"

"I just slept 8 hours straight Then another 2 hours gay"

"What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening? An Irishman trying to get a tan."

"What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus? He gets out the Bible Belt!"

"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."

"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."

"#jenesuispascharlie #jesuisrdkw Is it that difficult to get over your identity crisis reddit?"

"Cross country skiing gets you in great shape in case you ever get sent to jail and have to give simultaneous hand jobs to two guys at once"

"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""