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Joke of the Day

"Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married."

"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"

"How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb? None. Their parents will do it for them."

"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."

"What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? Militia Etheridge."

"[planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*"

"Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her Bill becomes President!"

"Amazing scenes in rural US as Trump supporters are seen high-sixing each other."

"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."

"A man tells his doctor, ""Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, ""Sorry, I don't follow you..."