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Joke of the Day

"You're good, Adobe Acrobat. You're fine just the way you are. No need to continue updating every three days."

"The United States now has... 51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss."

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"How do you get gum out of your hair? Q: How do you get gum out of your hair? A: Cancer."

"BUNGEE JUMPING $25 per person. @$$holes get in FREE! No strings attached."

"Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why."

"How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours"

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"

"I'm trying to figure out which iPhone to buy. The black one runs faster, but the white one actually works."

"You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding."