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Joke of the Day
"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
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"What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute"
"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."
"Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?"
"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing"
"What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her."
"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."
"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."