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"What's the best part of divorce? Two Kwanzaas"
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"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."
"cnt wait to dress up as a windmill for halloween its never a bad time to teach ppl about renewable energy sources lmao"
"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""
"I made a Starbucks barista cry I put my name down as Dad and he stood there calling it over and over again with no reply."
"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"
"I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, ""I read what you said on the internet."""
"TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast."