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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."
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"To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that"
"Dude, you're so black that when you wash yourself with soap... ... You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards."
"What do we want? BIGGER PLACARDS! When do we want them? NO"
"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."
"It's pretty silly to be afraid of spiders when most of them have probably never answered a text message with a phone call."
"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."
"They say you can find out what kind of person someone is by the porn they watch... ...turns out I'm a lesbian."
"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"