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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? BIGGER PLACARDS! When do we want them? NO"

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."

"I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: ""What do you do at a red light?"" Me: ""I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."""

"The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*"

"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."

"Just got my grades back for my computer science class. Apparently, I got a C++ on my final."

"My diet plan consists of getting a full body tattoo of some skinny dude."

"Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too."

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"

"Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!"