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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated."
Next Joke
"What did the horse say when he regained his vision? Merci."
"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."
"A blind man finally got his vision back He was so happy he became paralysed"
"What overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"Question: what is your best comeback to being called a motherf****r? examples: yes I did fuck your mom. Tell her hi. Tell her thanks for the crabs. Tell her I want the money she owes me."
"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."
"What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom."
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"