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Joke of the Day
"A blind man finally got his vision back He was so happy he became paralysed"
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"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."
"Why would a dead girl lie? Because she can't stand up."
"[At dinner with wife's friends] Me: may I chime in Wife: I swear to God if you brought your chimes- *my bag dings a little as I unzip it*"
"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."
"What's a pirate's favorite move in chess? Check, matey."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve vegetables!"" The mushroom responds, ""But I'm a fungi!!"""
"*Girl opens Xmas present* ""Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?"" ""Wait but that means-"" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*"
"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"
"I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive."