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Joke of the Day
"What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom."
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"I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing."
"I was running this morning.... I was running in the park this morning, I find it really hard to push myself. So I stopped so the police could arrest me."
"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"