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Joke of the Day
"What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom."
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"Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs."
"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""
"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat."
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."
"My wife started her job on a cruise ship last week. My mate asked, ""How's she getting on?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."""
"Have u heard of the guy with diarrea I hear he has the shits for you"
"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."
"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."