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Joke of the Day
"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."
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"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"
"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."
"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."
"Harry Potter's favorite band Just read the new Harry Potter story on Pottermore and learned one interesting factoid. His favorite band is Wand Erection."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love my baby love.... !"
"What's the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit"
"Your ""poetic"" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first"
"What is the definition of a will? C'mon. It's a dead giveaway."
"I'm no Dean Martin. I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris"". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''."