20203
Joke of the Day
"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"
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"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"
"I feel like we're so close to finding the perfect zinger that will make the whole country immediately unite."
"Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS"
"[galileo's wife walks in] *quickly pointing the telescope from the neighbor's window to the sky* i was just studying the... phases of venus."
"Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
"Writing a book titled ""Understanding women"". The first page will have a real knife & the rest will show you different ways to kill yourself."
"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."
"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."
"My really jacked friend shockingly ran out of protein powder today. He told me and I was like, No Whey"