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Joke of the Day

"Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !"

"3 great things about getting old and losing your memory 1. You're always making new friends. 2. Every joke you hear is new. 3. I uh, I forget the third one."

"I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it."

"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."

"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."

"In a lesbian relationship... Is their house just a huge kitchen?"

"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"

"Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night..."

"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."

"What's the difference between a baby and A goat? When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to eat it."