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Joke of the Day
"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""
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"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere"
"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"One day, someone will call me sir without adding ""I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."""
"Does anyone ever spiral into control?"
"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."
"Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH"
"Multiple Choice Question Which of the following is a dangerous disease? A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped."