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Joke of the Day

"The only thing more boring than Lance Armstrong's interview is the Tour de France."

"Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting."

"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"

"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."

"Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard."

"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"

"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."

"A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."

"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"

"Wearing contact lenses for the first time. My vision's gone from YouTube to Blu-Ray."