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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"

"The very worst STD you can get is probably KIDS."

"News Headline: ""Nasa finds crack in Space Shuttle"" Well its got to get pretty boring up there on those long space flights."

"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."

"I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head."

"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"Marriage is a workshop.........The husband works & The wife shops"

"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."

"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."