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Joke of the Day

"A joke is like a frog... ... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead."

"not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore. My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch"

"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."

"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."

"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."

"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."

"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."

"What were the photocopier's last words? Good night, sweet prints..."

"The other day I stayed in a very swanky hotel ... ... I had to shave before they let me go in their barbershop."

"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."