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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes? Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE."
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"My friend once told me ""You must be the most pedantic person in the entire world."" ""Third most, actually."""
"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."
"I hear Christian girls give really good moral."
"What happened to the dwarf who walked between a lady's legs? He got a clit around the ear and a flap on the face."
"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"
"{At funeral} *holding widows hand* I'm sorry for your loss. He had so much updog ""What's updog?"" *pats her hand* Not much what's up with you"
"Cannibals do not like to eat vaginas. .....Because it tastes like fish. ;-.>"
"I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as ""Tuna of the Land."""
"A magician was driving down a street when suddenly... he turned into a driveway."