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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes? Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE."
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"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick."
"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
"What does an educated owl say? Whom."
"Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind."
"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."
"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"
"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"
"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""
"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""