200716
Joke of the Day
"I like girls in high heels They're always on there toes Whacka, whacka"
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"I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room. For Jesus."
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."
"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."
"When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister."
"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."
"What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney? Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke"
"Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""
"[engineer looking at blueprints] ""Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."""