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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? I know."
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"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"
"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."
"*Feels the cool breeze caressing my skin* Cool breeze: I have a girlfriend"
"Knock knock... [pic]"
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."
"What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house? Nah, I'm-a stay."
"Why can't I think of a word that means something really good or really bad depending on how you use it in a sentence? Fuck!"
"Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland."
"My thai-girlfriend told me it's ok to have a small penis I would still prefer that she had a vagina. EDIT: Grammar thx to /u/Jarabar"