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Joke of the Day
"what's the worst part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in."
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"dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan"
"Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet."
"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."
"Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly."
"A baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"""Let there be one more blade!""-Gillette marketing concepts."
"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""
"What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off."
"A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished."