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Joke of the Day

"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."

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"Who was the first to see a cow and think ""I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"""
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"Lance Armstrong I hear Lance Armstrong was doping to win the Tour de France again this year."
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
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"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."
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