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Joke of the Day
"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"
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"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."
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"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."
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