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Joke of the Day
"What is the pirate's favourite letter? C"
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"Give a man a match and he's warm for a day.... Set fire to a man and he's warm for the rest of his life."
"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he was married"
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."
"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."
"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"
"Instagram says it now can sell your pics without your permission. Good luck making money with pictures of Cups of coffee, Cupcakes & clouds."
"Twitter is perfect for men, because with men brevity is key. Beyond 140 characters they know they're going to say something wrong."
"I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... It was a real milestone."