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Joke of the Day

"Instagram says it now can sell your pics without your permission. Good luck making money with pictures of Cups of coffee, Cupcakes & clouds."

"When mad at the hubby, I just tweet about it. I don't sleep with a waitress that looks just like him. I'm talking to you David Arquette."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"

"""Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself."" -History"

"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"

"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"

"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."

"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."