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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meow-tain."

"Ex-homeless man with ""golden voice"" announced he's running for president... Marking the first time Donald Trump has hated anything golden."

"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."

"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""

"What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !"

"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""

"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."

"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"

"Gave someone a ride to school instead of getting coffee this morning because Mother Teresa has had all the attention long enough."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"