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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass"
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"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."
"One of the best jokes of all time... Women's Rights"
"How do you drown a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."
"People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??"
"AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY 'CAUSE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY DON'T STFILE \$win_nt$.~bt\NTKRNLMP.EXE cannot be open error 7"
"What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common? They both work on crowded platforms."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch."