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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."
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"Why the fuck do babies enjoy being thrown in the air? How terrifying would it be if a giant repeatedly tossed you above their head?"
"How did the bear kill the man? With his bear hands."
"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""
"[In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!"
"Having sex with children is fucking tight."
"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."
"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"
"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"