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Joke of the Day

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"it says here you got fired from Olive Garden because you kept saying ""pasta la vista, baby"" to people. why would you put that on a resume"

"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate"

"Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech for two hours He burned a fuse"

"Waiter waiter do you have frog's legs? Certainly Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!"

"What is something that is brown and sticky? A stick."

"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."

"Did you hear about Prince? He died."

"A man walks into a bar... Ow."