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"Where are the Halloween jokes?"
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"Hillary is a great female candidate. She really puts the ""Emale"" in ""Female""."
"How do vegetarians give blowjobs? They stick to just eating the head cheese"
"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend Not sure what his angle is"
"What is the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache? The smell."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."
"""So you think you can dance."" should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers."
"*hires 2 personal trainers and makes one of them train the other one*"
"I took this girl home after our date... Her: When you said magical in bed this isn't what I expe- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card? Her: *softly* holy shit"