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"Where are the Halloween jokes?"
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"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."
"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""
"What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? A seasoned veteran"
"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""
"Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women."
"What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!"
"Have you ever heard of Christmas Adam? It comes before Eve and isn't nearly as satisfying"
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."
"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."