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Joke of the Day
"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."
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"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."
"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"
"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"
"Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."
"What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!"
"How do you stop a Polish battletank? Shoot the guy pushing it."
"A fish swims into a wall Dam"
"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"
"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"