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Joke of the Day
"I like winter.. ..it's cooler than summer"
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"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""
"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."
"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."
"Ladies; When a guy says he ""just wants to be friends"" he means with your v@gina."
"so a guy with a premature ejaculations problem comes out of nowhere"
"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"
"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"
"LPT: If your phone gets water damage, leave it in a bowl of rice overnight. When you're sleeping, Asians will come to eat the rice and will fix your phone for fun"
"Funny Conversation that actually happened to me Me: Hey Dray is that a new watch? Dray: Yeah man Me: Smooth, what kind of watch is it? Dray: Guess Me: Just tell me, I don't know my watches very well."