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Joke of the Day

"Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you're a plant you eat sunlight idiot"

"Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to? How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack."

"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."

"What's the difference between the French and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"

"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"

"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"

"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"

"Just saw a spider scurry across the floor. It's too bad; I really liked living here."

"[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks"

"Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?"